I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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