Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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