he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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