I wish i was in the wii world.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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