i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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