Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He shit in the fireplace
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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