It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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