if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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