I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Such a big mess for such a small penis
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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