i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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