After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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