I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
How does it feel to date your dad?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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