the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i drank out of a bidet.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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