seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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