Is it normal to miss your booty call?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He felt like a one man threesome
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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