Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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