why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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