is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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