Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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