If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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