Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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