SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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