can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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