hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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