So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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