Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Too much gin, very little bucket
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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