I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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