Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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