i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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