I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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