whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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