with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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