Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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