i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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