don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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