You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Randomize
