love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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