He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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