Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Come on in and take your pants off
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