Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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