i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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