Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
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That's how twitter works, right?
one might say we're banned from that church
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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