As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
tell me about the eggs
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