Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You dont lie about slip and slides
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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