yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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