Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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