Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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