If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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