Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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