You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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