we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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