As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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