Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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