You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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