Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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