What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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